Yesterday’s corner time: 4 Minutes.
My parents were told off at the garden centre yesterday when the staff caught me weeing into some of the potted plants. The assistant wasn’t amused when my Dad joked that they could probably do with some watering.
Dad said that they should introduce freestyle urination into the next Olympics – we might actually win a gold medal.
In the afternoon, I discovered that I may have been a little hasty in my attempts to dispatch Becca off to Peru. It appears that she may have her uses after all.
We went to “Little Rascals”, which I was expecting to be a club full of like minded individuals but turned out to be an indoor soft play area.
There was a rather pretty girl who appeared to be fascinated with Becca. For the first time ever, I was more than happy to be associated with my sister.
Naturally, I explained to the pretty girl how I adored Becca and looked after her before demonstrating how much fun it was to toss her into the ball pit. Shame, I had been doing so well.
Dad said that they should also introduce Becca Tossing into the next Olympics - we could probably win a medal at that too.
Matthew.
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About Me
- Matthew
- I'm Matthew, I'm 6 years old. I have a Mum, a Dad and an annoying, 4 year old sister, Becca. I started writing this blog when I was two. I had more time on my hands in those days. Becca wasn't even born and I didn't have to attend school for every waking hour. Still, whenever I can, I get up to mischief and I document my adventures here.
4 comments:
I absolutely love your blog! I believe it is probably my favorite one right now. (I vote for you every time no matter who you're up against!!)
I have to tell you I feel a bit of a voyuer reading about Matthew's life, but I do love the antics.
I hope you're able to use the 'diary' to blackmale him in the future. You know, "don't do that or I'll show your fiance the diary".
I just hope he doesn't use it against you at his trial. "I'm not fit to stand trial because I'm tormented by the diary my parents kept of me..."
Either way, I'm entertained, so it can't be too bad.
:o)
~Mary
Hi Mary - thanks for your kind comments.
Yes, blackmail is defnitely a possibility :-)
Fortunately, he won't know which bits are true and which bits I've made up!
You have the most adorable blog ever! It's such a laugh!
Thanks Steph!
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