Gordon Bleu

Yesterday’s corner time: 3 Hours.

We are now receiving culinary tuition at school and I like to think that I have a certain penchant when it comes to tickling the taste buds.

I even thought that I might partake of some extra curricular instruction and therefore, started to delve through my parents' TV recordings.

Everything was going swimmingly until I mistakenly stumbled upon an episode of Gordon Ramsay.

I can’t f**king believe what’s happened since. I’ve received a bl**dy warning at school for swearing.

I don’t even know what Sh*t f**king meant. I was just copying Jack. He said it first – the stupid f**king b**stard.

Now, I’ve got a black mark against my name and I’ve been told that if I swear again, I’ll lose a house point.

J*s*s Chr*st! I can’t keep up with all these f**king rules.

Anyway, I’ve been banned from watching any programs with Gordon Ramsay.

Looks like I’ll never learn to f**king cook.

Matthew.