Yesterday’s corner time: 3 Hours.
We are now receiving culinary tuition at school and I like to think that I have a certain penchant when it comes to tickling the taste buds.
I even thought that I might partake of some extra curricular instruction and therefore, started to delve through my parents' TV recordings.
Everything was going swimmingly until I mistakenly stumbled upon an episode of Gordon Ramsay.
I can’t f**king believe what’s happened since. I’ve received a bl**dy warning at school for swearing.
I don’t even know what Sh*t f**king meant. I was just copying Jack. He said it first – the stupid f**king b**stard.
Now, I’ve got a black mark against my name and I’ve been told that if I swear again, I’ll lose a house point.
J*s*s Chr*st! I can’t keep up with all these f**king rules.
Anyway, I’ve been banned from watching any programs with Gordon Ramsay.
Looks like I’ll never learn to f**king cook.
Matthew.
About Me
- Matthew
- I'm Matthew, I'm 6 years old. I have a Mum, a Dad and an annoying, 4 year old sister, Becca. I started writing this blog when I was two. I had more time on my hands in those days. Becca wasn't even born and I didn't have to attend school for every waking hour. Still, whenever I can, I get up to mischief and I document my adventures here.
6 comments:
As long as you can get him to cook as well as Gordon Ramsay, then life's fine!
I've got that same problem....but I'm too old to change my ways!
~LSP Momma Becca
That Mr Ramsay has a lot to answer for.
Matthew.
Matthew, I wonder if perhaps your parents 'accidentally' moved without you and took the computer, because you haven't posted in a looooooooooooooong time. If so, I hope you catch up to them soon and save them from a boring existence.
Seven months is a long time in the life of a rugrat - what happened that stopped the posts?
I'm just not spending so much time in the corner anymore!
Matthew.
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