Gordon Bleu
Yesterday’s corner time: 3 Hours.
We are now receiving culinary tuition at school and I like to think that I have a certain penchant when it comes to tickling the taste buds.
I even thought that I might partake of some extra curricular instruction and therefore, started to delve through my parents' TV recordings.
Everything was going swimmingly until I mistakenly stumbled upon an episode of Gordon Ramsay.
I can’t f**king believe what’s happened since. I’ve received a bl**dy warning at school for swearing.
I don’t even know what Sh*t f**king meant. I was just copying Jack. He said it first – the stupid f**king b**stard.
Now, I’ve got a black mark against my name and I’ve been told that if I swear again, I’ll lose a house point.
J*s*s Chr*st! I can’t keep up with all these f**king rules.
Anyway, I’ve been banned from watching any programs with Gordon Ramsay.
Looks like I’ll never learn to f**king cook.
Matthew.
We are now receiving culinary tuition at school and I like to think that I have a certain penchant when it comes to tickling the taste buds.
I even thought that I might partake of some extra curricular instruction and therefore, started to delve through my parents' TV recordings.
Everything was going swimmingly until I mistakenly stumbled upon an episode of Gordon Ramsay.
I can’t f**king believe what’s happened since. I’ve received a bl**dy warning at school for swearing.
I don’t even know what Sh*t f**king meant. I was just copying Jack. He said it first – the stupid f**king b**stard.
Now, I’ve got a black mark against my name and I’ve been told that if I swear again, I’ll lose a house point.
J*s*s Chr*st! I can’t keep up with all these f**king rules.
Anyway, I’ve been banned from watching any programs with Gordon Ramsay.
Looks like I’ll never learn to f**king cook.
Matthew.
As long as you can get him to cook as well as Gordon Ramsay, then life's fine!
Posted by
Kath Lockett |
2:12 AM
I've got that same problem....but I'm too old to change my ways!
~LSP Momma Becca
Posted by
Lone Star Purrs |
5:26 AM
That Mr Ramsay has a lot to answer for.
Matthew.
Posted by
Matthew |
9:02 AM
Matthew, I wonder if perhaps your parents 'accidentally' moved without you and took the computer, because you haven't posted in a looooooooooooooong time. If so, I hope you catch up to them soon and save them from a boring existence.
Posted by
Angie |
9:18 PM
Seven months is a long time in the life of a rugrat - what happened that stopped the posts?
Posted by
Angie |
10:56 PM
I'm just not spending so much time in the corner anymore!
Matthew.
Posted by
Matthew |
12:13 AM