Yesterday corner time: 3 Minutes.
Yesterday, we visited Paultons Theme Park and had a great time. We went on lots of Roller Coasters, down large slides, bounced on big trampolines and went on a blue train.
I was pretty good apart from a minor altercation with Dad as a result of not wanting to get off the Digger ride.
We then walked through Land of the Dinosaurs. Call me fussy but I'm not terribly fond of cold-blooded, vicious, slimy creatures that are inclined to bite me. And that’s just Becca. Imagine my horror at the prospect of being confronted with Dinosaurs.
Dad said that Dinosaurs detect their prey by movement, so we should keep very still and quiet. I jiggled Becca around and poked her with a large stick but unfortunately, there were still no takers. Perhaps, they had all just eaten.
Mum says Dad's a Dinosaur but when I asked him if he was, he just laughed and said that Mum probably has Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy.
He thought this was really funny but I didn't get it at all.
Matthew.
About Me
- Matthew
- I'm Matthew, I'm 6 years old. I have a Mum, a Dad and an annoying, 4 year old sister, Becca. I started writing this blog when I was two. I had more time on my hands in those days. Becca wasn't even born and I didn't have to attend school for every waking hour. Still, whenever I can, I get up to mischief and I document my adventures here.
2 comments:
God, I love this blog!
Cheers me up and makes me laugh every day!
Thanks Kelley.
It's always nice to know that people are enjoying it, even if Becca isn't. :-)
Matthew.
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