Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Demolition Man

Yesterday’s corner time: 2 Minutes.

I’ve met two very clever men this week.

The first was a Doctor.

I’ve had a touch of tonsillitis and the Doctor has signed me off school for four whole days. What a wonderful man and to think I was worried about going to see him. I shall endeavour to visit him more often.

The next was Stafford and he’s a builder.

Actually, referring to Stafford as a builder is a little bit like referring to Hitler as a pacifist. He seems to spend most of his time knocking things down, only occasionally hesitating whilst he has a cup of tea.

I originally thought that Stafford was called Jesus, as that’s what Dad tends to cry out whenever Stafford shows him what he’s just demolished.

When I break things, I get in big trouble. This man seems to have made a career out of it. Genius.

Matthew.

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