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I’ve learnt an important life lesson today – never dangle anything in front of a Beagle.
I'm told that Beagles can resist everything except temptation itself. Unfortunately, there are very few things that God created that aren’t tempting to a Beagle. However, they appear to be particularly partial to anything that dangles. It’s like waving a red flag to a bull.
Obviously, the sight of me standing naked in the kitchen was too much for Jake to bear.
I haven’t felt such excruciating pain since I stuck my appendage in the hamster cage at pre-school.
Dad was of course useless. Caught between laughing uncontrollably and wincing empathetically. Therefore, it was left to Mum to administer the first aid.
Apparently, it’s not only the early bird that catches the worm. You need to keep an eye out for Beagles too.
Matthew.
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