Madness

Yesterday’s corner time: 5 Minutes.

Am I going mad? Am I losing my mind? Am I ill? I think I must be because, since Becca’s been walking, I’m actually kind of enjoying her company.

Just in case I was sickening for something, I tried taking my temperature. During a farm visit the other day, I’d seen a vet do this when he was treating a sick pig. So, I knew what to do.

However, try as I might, I just couldn’t seem to get Mum’s yoghurt thermometer up my bottom. Eventually, I gave up and put the thermometer back in the kitchen before Mum noticed it was missing.

I had visited the farm with Emily. This was our third official play date and she is now my longest girlfriend by two and a half dates.

She’s certainly no push over and is more than a match for me. Her Mum describes her as a stunning blonde and, as I found after attempting another kiss, this proved to be an accurate description when she caught me with a right hook, knocking me out cold for two whole minutes.

Dad once told me that it's possible to like someone so much that it actually physically hurts but surely he didn’t mean like this?

I’ll certainly be giving stunning blondes a wider berth in future.

Matthew.

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