We’re experiencing a bit of a heat wave at the moment in England. We normally consider two consecutive days of sunshine a heat wave in this country but this time, it’s actually pretty hot.
Naturally, this has provided Dad with a perfect excuse to buy himself yet another pair of sunglasses. I don’t know why he can’t make do with just one pair like the rest of us.
That said, I’ve actually got two pairs and I like to wear them both at the same time, one pair above the other. Dad says that this makes me look like a fly but I keep telling him that I’m ahead of my time when it comes to fashion.
Other trends that I’m setting and expect to be hitting a street near you soon are:
- Underwear worn on the head
- Hawaiian shirts worn over whatever else you are wearing including pyjamas.
- Willy hanging out over trousers.
That last one is probably just for the boys and I’d advise not wearing too tight a belt, as this can restrict the blood supply leading to a serious injury.
Anyway, Dad is particularly precious about his new Ray Ban sunglasses. Therefore, he was quite upset when he went to polish them with the special cloth supplied in their case only to find that I had used it earlier to blow my nose, resulting in the lenses being smeared with mucus.
Definitely not a cool look and as I pointed out, one that wouldn’t be catching on soon.
It’s lucky he’s got me.
Matthew.
6 comments:
This is a great premise for a blog and is very funny. I will add a link to my site...
Cheers
Hi Matthew, mucus on the Ray-Bans!! you were lucky to only do 4 minutes buddy.
Thanks Tartan, I'm glad that you like it!
Peter- I was lucky to escape with my life!
Whoooaaa Willy! You gotta keep that willy covered Matthew, or you really will scare the girls away! :)
DeeDee
This is a great blog! I will have to stop back by in the future!
Hi Dee - I was hoping that it might have the opposite effect :-)
Thanks Tracie - I'm glad you like it and please come back!
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