Yesterday’s corner time: 2 Minutes
We’re going on holiday to Corsica tomorrow. I’ve only got one more sleep time to go.
I get to spend two whole weeks with my Dad and he won’t have to work all the time. I can’t wait. However, I’m not so sure the feeling is mutual.
He’s still saying that they’re going to leave me behind together with enough bread and water to last me for two weeks. I’m going to make sure that by the time we land at our destination, he’ll wish that were true.
Anyway, all this means that I won’t be able to update my blog until I get back on July 3rd.
Now, I’m sure that you won’t miss me but rest assured, I’ll be thinking of you, as I laze by the side of my pool, sipping tropical fruit juices, chilling out to some ambient tunes and encased from head-to-toe in factor 5000 sun block.
Don’t believe me? Yeah, you’re right, I’m not going to give you a second thought. I’m never going to master this lying business.
Unfortunately, Becca is coming too. She’s got her a special seat for floating in the swimming pool, which reminds me. Now, where have I put my harpoon gun...
See you in two weeks.
Matthew.
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11 comments:
We'll miss you Matthew, save up all the good stories for when you return.
Thanks Peter - I 'm sure there'll be a tale or two ;-)
Have a great time Matthew. I'm going to Lima next week on a smog collecting trip with Mum & Dad, back 3rd July.
Salvador
Thanks Salvador, you too. I'll send you a postcard!
Thanks Dawn!
Oooh a vacation! Have a super time and we'll see you when you return!
My Momma & Poppa are going on holiday at the end of this month and are leaving us here alone! I may have to practice throwing up on the leather sofa.
Thanks Ginger. I'll probably throw up over my Dad on the plane. What fun we have ;-)
Matthew,
Granny sent me over here....and so glad she did. Wishing you a fun time.
Hi Matthew, are you sure factor 5000 is high enough?
You don't want to damage your looks, do you... :-)
Have a lovely holiday, and try and let mum, dad and Becca have a bit of a holiday too.......
cq
Dear Matthew,
Now, dear, I'm sure you all had a lovely time in Corsica (well, I HOPE you did). But it's been over a month now and it's time to get back to work. Type, type, type, darling! We've been remarkably patient but if you don't start blogging again soon, I'll get even snarkier and I'm already spending too much time in the corner!
Hi Kitty,
I've been posting ever since I got back from my holiday. Therefore, you should hopefully have quite a few to read!
http://lifeinthecorner.blogspot.com
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