Yesterday’s corner time: 11.1 Minutes.
I think my Dad’s been dreading today for some reason - 06/06/06.
I’m not sure why but I keep catching him looking at me in an odd way, as if he’s expecting my head to spin around or something.
He’s also placed lit candles and strange wooden crosses all around the house.
I don’t know what has come over me but I definitely feel like I’ve got a little bit of the devil in me today. It's another one of those days when I just can't help myself.
As usual, Becca is my main outlet. Her crawling has provided me with a new mode of transport.
As she’s passing, I just hop on her back. Steering can be a bit erratic but luckily, she has big ears and can be directed by a sharp tug.
Adjusting the speed is slightly trickier. Pulling both ears backwards will tend to act as a brake but to increase speed generally involves whipping her, which is a risky manoeuvre, as it requires letting go of one of her ears. I’ve ordered some spurs and they should arrive within the next few days.
Naturally, this has resulted in a significant amount of corner time. Dad said that I’m also being very lazy and could benefit from some more exorcism but I think he meant exercise.
Matthew.
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About Me
- Matthew
- I'm Matthew, I'm 6 years old. I have a Mum, a Dad and an annoying, 4 year old sister, Becca. I started writing this blog when I was two. I had more time on my hands in those days. Becca wasn't even born and I didn't have to attend school for every waking hour. Still, whenever I can, I get up to mischief and I document my adventures here.
6 comments:
Watch out Matthew, it's that 666 thing that's got dad on edge it should be better tomorrow.
Ah, luckily for me, I've got 999 on my head. :-)
You really need to be nice to your sister.
Have a great day!
That is me being nice to my sister :-)
Ah, a hidden message:
"It's all Becca's fault"
Didn't spot it at first. Very clever!
well spotted! I didn't think anyone was going to.
And it's true - it is all her fault! ;-)
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