Yesterday’s corner time: 3 Minutes.
Ever since I gave Whats-her name a lettuce, I appear to have acquired a cult-like status at school, culminating in a belief that I'm some kind of superhero.
Admittedly, it’s not exactly what I had in mind all those times I lay on my bed and dreamt of being like Spiderman or Superman but hey, it’ll do.
Now, wherever I go, I’m accompanied by chants of “Salad Boy! Salad Boy!” and choruses of "Is it a bush? Is it a parsnip? No, it’s Salad Boy!"
I’m not quite sure what my secret powers are supposed to be or whom I'm supposed to save but in the meantime, I’ve equipped myself with my trusty lettuce and a stick of celery.
If all else fails, I'll always have some healthy titbits upon which to nibble. Something, I feel, other superheroes overlook.
Matthew.
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About Me
- Matthew
- I'm Matthew, I'm 6 years old. I have a Mum, a Dad and an annoying, 4 year old sister, Becca. I started writing this blog when I was two. I had more time on my hands in those days. Becca wasn't even born and I didn't have to attend school for every waking hour. Still, whenever I can, I get up to mischief and I document my adventures here.
5 comments:
Matthew,
You'll always have my Battle of the Blogs vote...just stay away from that naughty Jason over on the Dude's Life.
Roxy
Thanks Roxy.
Like a moth to the flame, I have taken a peek at the Dude's Life.
I must admit, I'm slightly concerned about his Weasel.
Matthew.
Back around to vote for you again, but isn't it waaaaaaaaay past your bedtime young man? (9:15pm in New York = 3:15am in the U.K.?)
But since you're out and about in the Blogosphere, I'm not sure if Social Spark is open to four year olds, but please stop by Roxiticus Desperate Housewives with your dad to check it out.
Roxy
Matthew,
I did a little research and Social Spark let a beagle with a blog in as a member, so I don't think your age should be a factor if you and your lettuce would care to join us.
Roxy
They let a Beagle in? Are they completely bonkers? It'll be chewing everything.
Matthew.
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