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Yesterday’s corner time: 4 Minutes.

We have moved house.

It took several weeks for Becca and I to track down our parents but we eventually found them holed up in rural Lincolnshire.

After much begging, tears and tantrums Mum and Dad finally pulled themselves together and agreed to let us stay.

Soon after moving in, a new beagle puppy arrived and we called him Jake. I wanted to call it "Strange Daisy" but Dad said that I would be called "Strange Matthew" if we named the Dog that.

They still have schools in Lincolnshire, which is quite depressing. It seems that they are everywhere. I've been going for ages now, when will it all end?

Having said that, being the new boy at school certainly has some perks. The girls are certainly interested and I have acquired a new fiancée already. I keep forgetting her name but whatever she’s called, she certainly packs a mean punch. Especially when I get her name wrong, which is all the time.

When I showed Dad my latest bruises, he just said that I should get used to it as it’ll get far worse after I’m married.

I don’t like the sound of that much.

Matthew.

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