Yesterday’s corner time: 4 Minutes.
Emily has now moved to Scotland. Needless to say, I’m completely devastated. It took at least half an hour and the prospect of some custard to snap me out of my longest bout of depression to date.
Dad said Emily’s going to live with the Loch Ness Monster but I’ve always found her Mother to be quite nice. Dad also said that it wasn’t really goodbye, just Au Revoir.
As we were talking Au Revoir, I thought I should give Emily a French kiss. I wasn’t quite sure how to perform one of these but I knew that it involved using tongues. So, I licked Emily all over her face.
I think she was impressed but it was hard to tell as she kept trying to bat me away. She’s certainly a feisty one and as she tried to make her escape, I managed to leap on her back, eventually wrestling her to the floor. But, before I could kiss her again, she managed to wriggle free and ran screaming into the kitchen.
Hmm, the lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Nanna says that when my Dad was a lot younger, he used to leap on girls quite a bit too, which is probably where I get it from. Apparently, he only stopped in his mid-twenties, when he was eventually arrested.
I don’t feel rested at all yet, so I’ll continue with this approach for the time being.
Matthew.
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About Me
- Matthew
- I'm Matthew, I'm 6 years old. I have a Mum, a Dad and an annoying, 4 year old sister, Becca. I started writing this blog when I was two. I had more time on my hands in those days. Becca wasn't even born and I didn't have to attend school for every waking hour. Still, whenever I can, I get up to mischief and I document my adventures here.
3 comments:
Following the fond farewells and Emily & her family away in Nessie land, you should know that your unique charms are appreciated not just by Emily but also by her sister.....a girl of few words, but your visit prompted an unprecedented flow of "Mat'you" all day long. In the future, if your intial approaches are rebuffed, do check there isn't an alternative waiting in hopeful anticipation in the wings!
Continue keeping Mummy and Daddy on their toes - and remember that Becca could be a useful means of meeting those girls...!
You have to hand it to those two girls - they've got great taste.
Their sight, smell and hearing are pretty good too.
Anyway, thanks for the advice, I'll certainly bear that in mind but Becca - useful? I find that very hard to believe.
Matthew.
Arrested: Sent to prison for doing something REALLY bad
Prison:A place where you are sent to repay what you did wrong. Kind of like your corner, only WAY worse...
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