Composition

Yesterday’s corner time: 2 Minutes.

I’m not quite sure of the exact timeline but I think it goes something like this:

First there came Baby Mozart. Then there was Big Mozart. Sometime after that came a couple of chaps called Lennon and McCartney. They were in the Beatles. I like Beatles but I prefer spiders.

Anyway, I digress. I’m not quite sure what that means but Dad says I do it a lot. I think I might be doing it again right now. I just can’t help myself. Any available opportunity and off I go, digressing.

Anyway, before I do it again, the Beatles wrote some good songs as did Baby Mozart. Big Mozart was alright but not really my cup of tea.

Well, I’ve now followed in their footsteps and penned my first composition. I’m quite proud of it and I don’t think I’d be exaggerating too much if I referred to it as a masterpiece.

Admittedly, some of the imagery could be considered to be basic and I’ve repeated some of the verses but all in all, I think it demonstrates my genius.

Here it is:

Custard, Custard, Custard, Custard – I love Custard
Custard, Custard, Custard, Custard – I love Custard
Hello, Hello, Jelly, Jelly, Jelly

Repeat 30 Times.

Custard is a difficult word to rhyme but fortunately, I discovered that it rhymes very well with itself.

My song received its first airing at dinner last night. By the end of the song, Dad had covered his ears and was screaming “No More, No more”. I misheard him and thought he had said “Encore, Encore.”

Becca seemed to enjoy it although that may have had something to do with the bowl of custard on her head.

Matthew.

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