All I want for Christmas ....

Yesterday's corner time: 6 Minutes.

Mum: "Matthew, do you know what you would like for Christmas yet?"

Matthew: "Yep."

Mum: "What?"

Matthew: "A zombie."

Mum. "What?"

Matthew: "A zombie."

Mum: "What? A toy zombie?"

Matthew: "No, a real zombie."

Mum: "Isn’t there a risk that it might eat you?"

Matthew: "No, it will have a brain so that I can control it."

Mum: "I don’t think that Santa’s elves would like to make a zombie."

Matthew: “Really? How about a vampire then?

Mum: "Hmm. Why don’t you have a think about it."

Mum: "Dad, do you know what you would like for Christmas?"

Dad: "Well, I think that may depend on what Matthew gets. Perhaps a large stake and some garlic."

Matthew.